Yes ladies and gentleman i have amazed myself yet again today! I managed to drive my van into a ditch- all while being 100% sober and NOT talking on my cell phone. Holy crap you can not make this stuff up! Luckily as i was standing off the side of the rode waiting for william some wonderful angel ( who reminded me a lot of bubba gump :) pulled over in his F350 and offered to pull me out. it was only a matter of a couple minutes before he had me out with no damage done to the car. When william tried to give him money he politely refused and asked us to please pray for him instead.......so all my praying friends say one for him tonight. I was really trying to pull off the side of the rode so the jack wad that was tailing me and flashing his brights at me could pass and the grass all blended in so i had NO idea there was even a ditch there! Day is done, prayers said, chicken and stuffing cooking!
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:20:15 +0000
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