Your Morning Funny..... Jeff Gordon Fires Entire Pit Crew............................. Mooresville, NC Jeff Gordon announced today that he fired his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordons decision to take advantage of President Obamas stimulus scheme for employing black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare-drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordons existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high-tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordons management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. UPDATE However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crews first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordons wife in the shower.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 11:42:22 +0000
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