Your Wednesday Laughter Is The Best Medicine posts. 1. First man: Howd you get that black eye? Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore. First man: She punched you? Second man: Nope. She hit me with her bag of quarters. 2. An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. This guy must have screwed up the settings, the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: Each for not wearing a seat belt! 3. The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left town. Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to inquire why. They received this short and simple explanation: The bag aint full yet. 4. The Australian liberal party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their partys political stance : A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 14:15:45 +0000
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