Your too fat for me when: 1) Your feet are crustier and more scalish than a crocodiles back 2) your to fat for shoes and have to resort too flip flops 3)when sweatpants are your casual day pants 4)if your fupa becomes a droopa 5)if you got more than two chins, or if your neck and chin is one big ass neck/chin 6)If you got wings on your knees or biceps 7) If i can hear your labored breathing over my videogames 8)If your bodily stature reminds me of a bulbasaur 9) if stairs issue a challenge to you 10) If you fall down and momentum carries you into a roll
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:34:44 +0000