Youre a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. Youre as cuddly as a cactus, Youre as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. Youre a bad banana With a greasy black peel. Youre a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your hearts an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, Youve got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldnt touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. Youre a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you Id take the seasick crockodile. Youre a foul one, Mr. Grinch. Youre a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote: Youre a rotter, Mr. Grinch. Youre the king of sinful sots. Your hearts a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. Youre a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss. Mr. Grinch. Youre a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 09:55:08 +0000
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