a priest was stopped on a push bike doing 95 mph, policeman says,Im writing you a ticket for that,the priest says,what court in the land is going to believe that,they will laugh u out of court,policeman thinks and says ok ill give you a warning this time but dont let me catch you again,sorry says the priest Im late for mass,next week the same policeman clocks him doing 110 mph,pulls him over,he said i have warned you,the priest says,but you won t be believed your sergeant will just laugh at you,so the policeman thinks again and says this is your final warning,ok says the priest,Im late for mass,in the same place the next week the policeman clocked him doing 117 mph,the policeman says,your not listening to me are you,priest shrugs his shoulders,by the way the policeman says,how do you go so fast on your pushbike,the priest says, ah the lord is with me,the policeman says,ah gotcha 2 on a bike.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 06:41:59 +0000
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