dear [your name here]...w/ apologies to flann obrien the dixie degenerates are walking south from prince albert, sask [atchewan] hoping to reach the yellow hare highway...they are engrossed in a literary discussion...happy after being informed that theyd snatched the opening act gig, on the miley cyrus tour, bangerz and mash...a favourite meal of de quincey and coleridge...suddenly...KABOOM...and KABLOOIE...and BOOM KA BOOM...the western sky erupts in flame and smoke and flying debris and railroad cars and human body parts...and parts of incinerated ornate georgian cornices... burroughs has had them discussing their favourite comic writers when...WHAM...KAPOW...and the ever present KABOOM... coleridge says my gawd what is this noise about it seems at last the oil wants out i thought i had a monkey on my back but that was an orang-utan driving that cadillac... all around them on every horizon...explosions and atomic howl...big bill says...lets stick w/ art... says hunter...i like spike, but brian onolan sustains the joke on the printed page...big bill says many times monty has made me wet but myles na glopaleen makes humour a high art...a huge 4x4 in flames passes over head...de quincey opines that dylan moran writes a funny skit or two but lir oconnor makes my skeleton ache w/ laughter...lowry is just about to add his two coins worth when another explosion lights up the southern sky...they gasp in harmony.... their forward motion has ceased...they were hip deep in oil....the earths own opium... WILL OUR HEROES FIND THEIR SEVEN LEAGUE BOOT?...IS DON STILL IN CONTROL OF THE SKYBOUND ZAMBONI? in what direction does civilization break? DOWN in what direction should i shut? UP dearly beloved: let me stick my nose over the forth wall and invite you to a performance of the omittments on saturday october 26th at the tranzac club just south of bloor on brunswick ave...in the lovely southern cross lounge...tiny davis and jay swinnerton join the ancient geezer, joe hall...the pipes will be humming from 6:30 p.m. to 9 or there a bouts...a jam may ensue w/ gypsy george dobo and scott b. sympathy... your editor hans na gboink
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 17:36:47 +0000
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