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last night, upon exiting a local business next door to the clothing store called rue 21, i noticed an attractive, dead-eyed teen mom toting her screaming infant toward the door. i opened it for her, and almost said what i was thinking, which was, yeah, youre going to rue 21 someday. i did not say anything, she did not acknowledge me whatsoever, and i realized that i had broken from my normal, usually misunderstood routine of frequently pun-bombing innocents. i then busted the hell out of my shin getting into the car. damn you, comedy gods! your swift and righteous vengeance doth burn in my limp.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 13:16:43 +0000

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