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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they ...

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month...

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares a...

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all...

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay,...

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaug...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through ...

An accountant was walking on the countryside when he found a
An accountant was walking on the countryside when he found a shepherd who had a lot of sheep. The accountant said to the farmer: “Listen farmer, I c...

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. R...