super funny, ab tak ka best joke. . . Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite . Girl: - Hello Dear Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane) Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..? Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon ) Girl : - bataao na..? Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! ) . Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi ) . Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain ) . Girl:-- plz sunao na..... Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi ) Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me . Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi ) Girl : --12:30 Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta ) . Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi ) . Girl :-kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..? Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya) . Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi.. Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata) . Girl : - chalo ab sunao Boy:theek h(beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to padega hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh reshamiya ) Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni ) Girl : toh koi dusra suna do... Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le ) Girl: Gaao na... Boy sings : -. phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai....... saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!! ( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh ) . Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..? Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini ) . Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye......... . Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete) . Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu . Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye.. ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 05:10:57 +0000
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