the crucial moments when you want to create a little hehe-haha, here are 50 jokes from around the web that’ll get the job done for you. 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that. 3. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. 4. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. 5. What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business. 6. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! 7. The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. 8. You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. 9. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. 10. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. 11. So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere. 12. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. 13. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. 14. Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 15. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 10:30:10 +0000