A 54 year old woman has a heart attack and is taken to hospital. - TopicsExpress



          

A 54 year old woman has a heart attack and is taken to hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. On seeing God she asks Is my time up yet? God says No, you have another 42 years, 3 months and 8 days to live. After she recovers the woman decides to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair style and whiten her teeth. Crossing the street on her way home from hospital she gets hit by a car and is killed. Arriving in front of God in heaven she confronts him… I thought you said I had another 42 years left so why didnt you pull me from out of the path of the car?. God replies, Sorry I didnt recognise you!
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:08:25 +0000

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