A very cute little girl just came up to my counter and waved me toward her to speak with me. When I get close she begins to whisper at me and we have this conversation. Little Girl: My daddy says I have to keep my dress on because its the rules, but I dont want to. Me: Sorry sweetie, your daddy is right. You cant take your clothes off here...its the rules. LG: Where can I take my clothes off. Me: Maybe in college. Just not here. LG: I can take my dress off in college!? Me: Sure you can. (I say innocently enough) LG: Daddy, I want to go to college right now! A few minutes later the same little girl jumps down my large slide and lands on a poor unsuspecting boy at the bottom. I of course run over and tell her she has to be careful and that she cant jump on people. About 20 minutes after that she jumps down the slide again and hurts another child. This time I grab dad and get him involved. He picks up the little girl and starts walking for the door. The little girl is extremely upset and is kicking and screaming. As dad stops at my counter to pick up her shoes she yells at the top of her lungs, I cant wait to go to college so I can take off my clothes and jump on boys!! Suddenly it occurred to me...like the butterfly wings, my little joke has just caused a hurricane.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 23:25:06 +0000
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