A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. WOW, the social worker exclaims, are they all yours? Yep, they are all mine, the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats. Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. Ill need all your childrens names. Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy. In disbelief, the case worker says, Are you serious? Theyre ALL named Leroy? Their momma replied, Well, yes-it makes it easier. When its time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Leroy! An when its time for dinner, I just yell Leroy! An they all comes a runnin. An if I need to stop the kid whos running into the street, I just yell Leroy and all of them stop. Its the smartest idea I ever had, namin them all Leroy. The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch? Then I call them by their last names.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 18:02:56 +0000
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