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BJPs law of U-turn: Any two consecutive U turns will negate each other and put the party in right direction Defending U-turn remarks made by Congress, BJP on Thursday released a booklet named Laws of U turn which presents a scientific approach supporting U-turns taken by the government in the last 180 days. Delhi: Defending U-turn remarks made by Congress, BJP on Thursday released a booklet named Laws of U turn which presents a scientific approach supporting U-turns taken by the government in the last 180 days. The booklet which is designed by HRD minister Smriti Irani consists of 3 laws of U-turn. We have already proved that BJP is going in the right direction using Astrology and Numerology. Now, we have come up with a much stronger proof with scientific explanation. According to first law of U-turns, all our U-turns are nullified and it is proved that we are in the right direction, said Hariram Pandey, a local BJP leader from Delhi. Laws of U-turn (as explained in booklet) First Law: Any two consecutive U-turns will negate each other and put the party in right direction. Second Law: The magnitude of U-turn is directly proportional to strength (amplitude) of Modi wave and inversely proportional to Rahul Gandhis mental stability. U = A * (M / R) U = Magnitude of U turn A = Adani constant M = Modi waves amplitude R = Rahul Gandhis mental stability Third Law: For every promise in manifesto, there is an equal and opposite U-turn. The laws of U-turn (tag #LawsOfUturn) were seen trending in Twitter. I dedicate my new invention #LawsOfUturn to my professors in Yale university, tweeted Smriti Irani. I am the first to predict that Smriti madam will discover #LawsOfUturn. I dedicate my prediction to Budha grah, tweeeted BJP MP Ramesh Pokhriayal. Our 132 U-turns after Maharashtra elections are now nullified. Thank you Smriti ji.#LawOfUturn, tweeted Uddhav Thackarey Govt should submit all derivations of #LawOfUturn to SC by Saturday, tweeted Supreme Court We will submit all derivations in sealed cover.#LawOfUturn, tweeted Arun Jaitley in response to Supreme Court. Can some one invent Laws of match fixing too? tweeted Srinivasan

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