Dear Friends, We have been eagerly anticipating killing you ever since time began. There are numerous sites scattered throughout the globe in which mass killings have taken place. Even though history has since crowned the victor as a tyrannical oppressor, we are eager to create more locations to be forever remembered as the site of disaster. We will obliterate all opposition to the profiteering methods in which your products are bought and sold. This is our way of life. This is our freedom. You must support our standards, for our corporations are essential to maintain what we think you should consider the most perfect lifestyle. We have to be clear that all of this makes complete illogical sense to you and have thus implemented a process in which you will receive further conditioning that shall diminish any abnormal visions that detract from our governing principles. Failure to comply with this ordinance will result in extermination of not only you, but your community, and all the values of your culture. But fear not, we will gleefully advertise your products on closed circuited television while we conduct the genocide. Thank you for your cooperation.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 04:09:34 +0000
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