Good Sunday morning FACEBOOK! After going to bed around 4:00am THIS MORNING, the ONLY REASON I AM UP THIS EARLY is that, OTHER THAN THE EVERY MORNING MANDATORY 6:00am WAKE UP CALL; my ANGER FEED PTSD, DESERT STORM ROOMATE, woke me up and asked me IF I WANTED TO RIDE WITH HIM and a few of his EVEN YOUNGER, EVEN CRAZIER, BUT A LITTLE LESS ANGRY, BUDDIES to hang out at WAL-MART. Lets FACE IT, THIS IS THE MOUNTAINS OF WEST VIRGINIA, other than WATCHING THE TRAIN DRAG ITS HEAVY ASS UP THROUGH THE TREES AND MOUNTAINS; WHAT THE HELL ELSE CAN YOU DO FOR EXCITEMENT or ENTERTAINMENT? Ordinarily, I would have jumped at the chance to be a part of such WORLD CLASS entertainment...BUT IM STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES about a certain FEMALE MIDGET WHOS PERMANENT POSITION in LIFE IS LOCATED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO TWO (actually THREE; ONE COMES IN PAIRS) OF MY FAVORITE BODY PARTS...AND she is STILL PISSED OFF. So I respectfully DECLINED. NO, OH HOLY HELL NO! For, unlike the young HUNKS who will follow him to Wal-Mart this morning, the OLD WISE ONE KNOWS, that ONE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE BIG AND STRONG TO OFFER YOU COMBATIVE COMPETITION; rather JUST STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED IN LIFE! Something tells me that THEY TOO, shall learn that lesson should they Fxxx with her THIS MORNING.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 13:00:54 +0000
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