. HELP NEEDED: The wife is on vacation for 6 days (with her friends), and I need help planning a perfect bachelor extended weekend. FOOD: 1) Eat bacon (possibly a whole rasher). 2) Gravy? I’m thinking gravy on the bacon would be good. 3) Cheetos. I’ve never mixed gravy or bacon with Cheetos, but it’s tempting. Suggestions? ENTERTAINMENT: Blade (the first movie), First Blood (the original), Blade Runner (comfort food), or simply a solid diet of Shawshank Redemption, G.I. Jane, Gladiator, and Braveheart. Advice needed. LAUNDRY: Secretly mix the colors with the whites (and delicates – like undies/bras with everything else) and lie about it later? I’m thinking this is golden if I use the “cold” setting on the washing machine. The bras won’t shrink if the dryer is on cotton, right? CATS: We have cats and they are on some sort of asinine diet. They sell Ostrich meat at Whole Foods, right? Cats kill like a zillion songbirds every year. I’m thinking those deprived felines should eat a GIANT BIRD! Please help me. Lost...
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 01:51:12 +0000
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