Hehe, check out this one: (Må leses helt til enden...) Not yet announced is that the European Commission has recently decided that English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which dismayed the Germans since this was the original choice. However, as part of the negotiations, Her Majestys Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as Euro-English. In the first year s will replace the soft c. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard c will be dropped in favor of the k. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik support in the sekond year when the troublesome ph is replased with the f. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent e in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th with z and w wiz v. During ze fifz year ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou and similar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensil ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer. Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru !
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 13:31:26 +0000
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