I Pahk mah cah in Hahvad Yahd. I drink from a bubblah. I get Boos and Beyah from a packy. Fluff + PB = Heaven. Dunkin 3 times a day is normal. Tomatoes have no place in chowdah. Bobby Orr is the greatest defenseman to lace the skates. I’ve heard my grandma say “wicked pissah.” I go to the Cape every summer. Larry Bird made 3 pointers look easy. The word sucks should always follow the words New and York. I Love that Dirty Water. I talk about New England sports more than anything else. I miss the Garden. Tom Brady plays real football like a video game on easy level. Dropkick Murphy’s rock. Every time I see a Citgo sign, I think of Home. Lynn, Lynn the city of sin you never come out the way you went in. My house has a Pallah. A Blizzard is an ice cream snack and 14 inches of snow is a light flurry. I call my mother, “ma.” The light turned green, GO. I still call five dollars a fin. I can give directions only using Dunkin Donuts as landmarks. I support my teams no matter what. Sweet Caroline is the prettiest song ever written that’s not about Dirty Water. Fenway is magical. 10 Minutes is a distance. I pronounce Worcester, Peabody, Barnstable, Harwich, Hingham, Scituate, Wareham, Dartmouth, Dighton, Fairhaven, New Bedford, N. Attleborough, Dedham, Norfolk, Norwood, Stoughton, Ayer, Bedford, Billerica, Chelmsford, Concord, Groton, Lowell, Marlborough, Medford, Natick, Pepperell, Reading, Sherborn, Tewksbury, and Waltham correctly. I take Masshole as a compliment. Traffic lights are just a suggestion. The Big Dig was a mess. I shout “Yankees Suck” at Bruins games. I put trash in a barrel. Wicked is good. I know how to drive through a rotary. I drink Frappes, shaking milk is silly. I put jimmies on my ice cream. I am Boston.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Dec 2013 03:44:35 +0000
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