I dont know if these are true, but some of them are pretty funny. Apolitical Aphorisms > > > > If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. > > ~Jay Leno~ > > > > The problem with political jokes is they get elected. > > ~Henry Cate, VII~ > > > > We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office > > ~Aesop~ > > > > When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it. > > ~Clarence Darrow~ > > > > Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. > > ~Author unknown~ > > > > Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. > > ~Oscar Ameringer~ > > > > I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. > > ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~ > > > > A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. > > ~ Tex Guinan~ > > > > Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. > > ~Doug Larson~ > > > > There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. > > ~Will Rogers~
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 13:40:26 +0000
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