Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish, or to write with a broken pencil is pointless. A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This years winning submission is posted at the very end. . When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. . A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. . When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. . The batteries were given out free of charge. . A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. . A will is a dead giveaway. . With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. . A boiled egg is hard to beat. . When youve seen one shopping Center youve seen a mall. . Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. . Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. . A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two-tired. . When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. . The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. . He had a photographic memory which was never developed. . When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought shed dye. . Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it. And the cream of the wretched crop : . Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 20:55:41 +0000
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