NUMBER 1. Did you know? The best way to wake on time is by sleeping on a wrist-watch. NUMBER 2. AKPOS: Dad, if u saw 1000 naira note and 500 naira note which would you pick? DAD:1000 of course AKPOS:Why cant u pick both? NUMBER 3. Did you know? Scientist Akpos says that we have different blood group, so that mosquitos can have different choice of food taste. NUMBER 4. SULE: Why do you keep saying Good Morning sir to the mirror ? .. AKPOS: Rukewe told me to respect myself. NUMBER 5. EKAETTE: Does this Dress make me look Fat ? .. AKPOS: Stop blaming the poor Dresses dear NUMBER 6. TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 68x3x6+52-4? ... AKPOS: I will get it wrong... NUMBER 7. TEACHER: Wat do u understand by definitive deficit equity? AKPOS: Lambta ighotobore amarkata. TEACHER: I dont understand u. AKPOS: Same here! NUMBER 8. TEACHER; will you slap your father for N5m? AKPOS: my father will Disown me for not Slapping him Fast. NUMBER 9. MAGICIAN: Ill cut ur wifes body into 2 halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is dat,ull turn my problem from 1 to 2! Make her disappear instead NUMBER 10. AKPOS: in my dreams,I play football every night. DOCTOR:Take this tablet,u will be ok. AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final match. NUMBER 11. *Akpos trying to commit suicide* OCHUKU: Akpos, Why you put the rope for waist nah.. AKPOS: Oh boy, I try put am for neck, I no fit breathe NUMBER 12. TEACHER: Your Son Akpos is too dull, He cant spell LION.. PAPA AKPOS: U are Wicked, why u no give am Small animal like MOSQUITO to Spell NUMBER 13. AKPOS: I wish I had been born 4000 years ago.. TEACHER: Why?.. AKPOS: I would not have to learn too much in History Class. Which one is the funniest?? #Team_Marvish!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 17:58:48 +0000
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