Ok Friends and Loved one: I just typed this on my phone and it shut off right when I got to the last line. Lets try this again. If I get kicked out of this condo Im gonna need a place to live...Heres my story and Im sticking to it!!! Cause its the truth! I went out snowshoeing this afternoon and had a great time, Anyway, I got back and removed the snowshoes, shoveled the sidewalk and salted and then tried to go inside but the key in my pocket was my car key and not the condo key. I started beseeching my Heavenly Father and He reminded me that there were extra condo keys in my car. I went back to the car port, retrieved them and headed back to the door only to find out that apparently they were to my personal condo door and not to the main condo hallway door where I was standing. WHAT TO DO?? WHAT TO DO?? Full Throttle Beseeching again!!! Well, I have a patio with a sliding glass door and I was sure one of those extra keys fit the slider. The problem? My patio has a locked down curtain from the ceiling to the floor to keep the wind and snow out. Well, I fought my way out into the deep snow, got down on my hands and knees and found the fasteners to the curtain, unlatched them and rolled the curtain up. genius!!! Oh ya, did I mention there is a 3 1/2 foot rail across the patio? Well, I did an amazing hurtle/belly smacker over it and landed spread eagle and backwards in my new birthday kayak that is stored out there. It was not pretty and I made quite a bit of noise. My poor neighbors..... Once I got my bearings and stopped laughing I re anchored the curtain, was able to unlock the slider and I was home safe. Thank you Jesus! Now if you read of a strange scientific happening over Brooklyn, Mi, Like a full Blue Moon or something mysterious.....It was just me doing my Olympic High Jump over the patio rail dressed in my blue ski outfit. and YES! This is the same ski outfit I had to dumpster dive to save last month.....and THE SAGA CONTINUES!!! Like I said...May need a place to live after this one! Love you-all and pray for me...and my neighbors! lol
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 21:58:18 +0000
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