[Other] [2015] Its weird watching people complain about their perios when here I am, sitting and wondering how this happened in the Econ LT: >Knight of the Rings >Embark on a Quest to slay Dragons >With a Merchant named Fiona >mfw sounds like fanfiction already ==AANG FROM HOGWARTS APPEARS AND JOINS YOUR CREW== >Decide to buy supplies for the long and arduous journey >Calculate how much it costs for the market towns to produce X amount of Iron Rations >Using publicly available Q/TC/MC tables >How do those tables get out there >Come on, youve got to be kidding me >those are supposed to be trade secrets >finish buying supplies >set off for the dragons lair >reach the dragons lair ==OH CRAP, WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!== >Just kidding, you fell for it, didnt you? >Move past dead bodies and skeletons I stop reading, and mutter: Thank you Mr. Skeltal For good bones and calcium I continue: >Encounter dragon >Dragon slain fairly easily >Final boss arrives >Called the Darklord >I AM VOLDEMORT, THE DARKLORD >Referred to as DARKLORD for the rest of the text >Vs. DARKLORD >Fiona gets attacked >Hits head on ground >Repeats thrice >Fiona dies >Get caught in massive cheap one-kill KO blast >Somehow alive >Feels because never able to confess love to Fiona >wtf >Aang is still alive but not kicking >Manages to recite one long-ass spell >Two minutes+ to recite >Spell is finished whilst Aang dies >Feel surge of power >Metaphilosophical monologue >Kills DARKLORD >Collapses >Wakes up in Castle >Finds out about the price of rice increasing, income falling, other details about the economic situation >No details on family or friends >Get asked for input on how laborers should be allocated >Still no alone time >Filler >Filller >Go to Hogwarts (or something) ==ORB OF TRUTH== >section favoritism confirmed >Offer to see the future >Oh, spoilers. >SURE >Two months into the future >The eyes of a shepherd >Some child is born >Joy fills everyones hearts >Wait, is this Jesus? ==HOW DID JESUS GET INTO A STORY ABOUT A KNIGHT OF THE RINGS?== As such, I was not able to study. (Not really.) -Nah the Manakete
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 13:05:58 +0000
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