Random thoughts this morning: 1.) I should eat today..... Maybe I should get something from the trolley. (Cuz everyone knows Im on the Hogwarts Express right now.) 2.) Im pretty, even when Im sick! 3.) I should rummage around and find something white to wear tomorrow to drive all the Southerners mad. 4.) Speaking of white, apparently the term Negrophobia (irrational fear of Black people) is a thing. If youre Negrophobic (or a tea party member or a rebel flag waver), kindly unfriend me. Dont worry--I wont check to see whos missing. Your social media presence isnt that important or thought-provoking, so your absence wont make me cry. 5.) To Negrophobic Christians: Do yall think that Heaven will be segregated? If so, watch me move into the mansion thats riiiiiight next to yours: Well hold hands and slide down the MLK, Jr. street of gold in our socks.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 15:21:53 +0000