Sign over a Gynecologists Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. .............. In a Podiatrists office: Time wounds all heels. ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterdays Meals on Wheels ************************** At an Optometrists Office: If you dont see what youre looking for, youve come to the right place. ************************* On a Plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed. ************************** On another Plumbers truck: Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : Invite us to your next blowout. ************************** On an Electricians truck: Let us remove your shorts. ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ************************** On a Maternity Room door: Push.. Push. Push. ************************** At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment. ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. ************************** In a Veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! ************************** At the Electric Company We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you dont, you will be. ************************** In a Restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. Well wait. ************************** At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills. ************************** And dont forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: Best place in town to take a leak. ************************** And the best one for last............ Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 09:33:14 +0000
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