So I give to you the Joke that was unknowingly brought to mind by our pastor yesterday that had me dying with laughter that prompted my wife to tell me exactly where I was going (if you know what I mean) in the middle of the service! His bullet point that brought it to mind was Jesus is watching you... _____________________________________ Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: Jesus is watching you! Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. Jesus is watching you, the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, Was that you who said Jesus is watching me? Yes, said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, Whats your name? Moses, said the bird. Thats a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burglar. What idiot named you Moses? The parrot replied, The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus, Sic em Jesus!
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:49:46 +0000
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