Software engineer and his wife Husband* - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife *- would you like to have some snacks? Husband* - hard disk full. Wife* - have you brought the saree. Husband* - Bad command or file name. Wife* - but I told you about it in morning Husband* - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife* - hae bhagwan !forget it wheres your salary. Husband* - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife* - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband* - sharing violation, access denied. Wife* - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband* - data type mismatch. Wife* - you are useless. Husband* - by default. Wife* - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband* - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife* - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband* - the only user with write permission. Wife* - what is my value in your life? Husband* - unknown virus detected. Wife* - do you love me or your computer? Husband* - Too many parameters. Wife* - I will go to my dads house. Husband* - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife* - I will leave you forever. Husband* - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife* - it is worthless talking to you. Husband* - shut down the computer. Wife* - I am going Husband* - Its now safe to turn off your compute
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 06:25:17 +0000
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