Some clean one liners you can use through out the day. I intend to live forever… or die trying. We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A blind man walks into a bar….And a table, and a chair. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted? Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters. I childproofed the house… but they still get in! Have a nice day
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 22:00:00 +0000
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