Was online with the invitation only geek site last night for a 4 hour debate on the nature of gravity.Question, why is the apparent WEAKEST of the four forces, (strong moleculer, weak moleculer, Electro-magnetic and gravity) actually the strongest and where does that force come from seeing as the ENTIRE observable universe does not contain enough matter to generate the gravitational constant of the universe? (Q-STNG) Some argued that Dark Matter is enough to generate the gravity we observe. Others think that some as yet unknown force of Dark Energy is like gravity steroids.Some argue that black holes are far more common and MUCH larger then we imagine. And one dear little dweeblet led us through a 1200 line equation that proves that the gravity of OUR universe is the result of Time having a SIDEWAYS. (Alternate reality-parallel universe). Unfortunately, the last line of his equation is infinity minus one. Which in the high math world is both a joke and a blasphemy. All of us on the board last night voted that we want a SLAPEM SHITLESS key on our keyboards. And if we HAD one of those, that guys next bowel movement would occur just about the time raccoons stick their first moon landing. And then they started talking about some little teeny bopper pop sensation named Ariana and her new video and it all went right to the groin for the rest of the evening.People with really high IQs need to get laid more. A LOT more. And professional athletes, rappers, and most politicians should be gelded as soon as their natures become apparent. My results came in on a long, tedious and painful IQ test, over 1000 questions total. In language skills,sciences, spatial relationships, problem solving and cognitive abilites, I pegged in the 160-165 range. In MATH, Im Forrest Gump. Really, barely an 80. These guys do quantum mechanics and differential equations in their HEADS, and it takes me a half hour and a ream of paper to do one algebraic quadratic equation.BUT, if they explain the symbols in an equation and how each section affects the next, i can at least get it. Meaning, I can grasp what they are talking about, ask intelligent questions, draw correct conclusions and more or less follow the conversation.And then I have nightmares where equations chase me naked across rocky paths to the edge of bottomless chasms. oy. I think I go read book, easy book, simple book, book for stupid people. Rush, Glenn, Pat, or Ann. OReally, fsure.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 03:00:06 +0000
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