Your Saturday Laughter Is The Best Medicine posts. 1. Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going home, wouldnt you say? 2. Boss: My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help? Dilbert: Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it to reboot. Boss: Oh, thats right. Wally: I wonder if hell ever realise we gave him an Etch-A-Sketch. 3. Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient oil lamp in an ash can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it. Sure enough, out popped a genie. Master, I shall now grant you one wish. The man spoke, his eyes bulging with desire. I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life! The genie obediently turned him into a toilet. 4. A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, Lets go! The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures. Why? asked the pilot. Because I am a photographer, he responded, and photographers take photographs. The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, You mean youre not the flight instructor?
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 13:41:58 +0000
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