bad mindThe Jar An 85 year old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow. The next day the old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar which was as clean and empty as it had been the day before. The doctor asked, What happened? Didnt I ask you to bring back a sperm sample? Well doc its like this, said the old man. first I tried my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried first with her right hand, then with her left. Still nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. Still nothing. We even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? Yep, the old man replied, but no matter what we tried we couldnt get the damned jar open! Continue Reading . Full story will only be available to those only who LIKE=>East African Finest. Dj Mantixx
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 23:54:09 +0000
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