s a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a waw Dad Is a dog a dug Shes gonnae warm ma ear Dad Instead o skelp ma lug. Ma teachers awfy posh Dad She changes aw oor names Wee Shuggie now is Hugh Dad And Jimmys ayeways James Ahm scunnered wi it aw Dad The way she shoogles words Ah must be glaickit no tae ken That feathered friends are burds. Ye learnt me aw wrong Dad Ye cawd a ball a baw Your wife is now my Mother You said it wis ma Maw Ahm no share hoo tae spell Dad Ahll niver pass ma test Whit is this ahm wearin Dad A simmet or a vest? Ah gave ma nose a dicht Dad When it began tae dreep She gave me sich a fricht Dad Ah near fall aff ma seat Havent you a handkerchief She roared as if in pain No, ah jist yase ma sleeve, Miss And wiped ma nose again. Ah cawd a mouse a moose Dad Ah shid hiv held ma tongue Thats manure oan yir bits Dad Nae longer is it dung Its turnips and potatoes No tatties noo and neeps She said Ive ripped my trousers When ahd only torn ma breeks. Theres twa words fir awthin Dad Theyre jumbled in ma heed Hoo kin I be well bred Dad When ah keep sayin breed Now is a crow a craw Dad Is a bull a bull All try tae get it richt Dad I will, I will, ah wull
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 13:22:43 +0000