1. Blessed are those men with bald heads for they shall have no need of going to barbing salon. 2. Blessed are those men with potbellies for they shall be called big men. 3. Blessed are the girls that are ugly for they shall not be disturbed by too many boy friends. 4. Blessed are those who when slapped on the right cheek will also turn their left cheek for the two sides shall receive equal treatments. 5. Blessed are those that fart a lot for they shall have no need of buying mosquito coils. 6. Blessed are those who fast for the hungry ones in the house for they shall have their fill. 7. Blessed are those who are thin for clothing industries shall make large profits. 8. Blessed are those who snore for their homes shall be lively at night. 9. Blessed are those who smoke for their nostrils shall serve as chimneys. 10. Blessed are the girls that wear miniskirts for they shall be well ventilated. 11. Blessed are those who wear bongo for soap makers shall make gain. 12. Blessed are those who hate my posts, for they shall be heart broken. 13. Blessed are those who reads and comments on my jokes on daily basis, even when some of them are not always funny, but u still went on to laugh just to encourage me, for they shall not have heart breaks. 14. Blessed are those who like this page JOKE updatesfor their blessings will be too much for them to carry.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 15:13:38 +0000
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