15 Perks of being a personal assistant: 1. Right when you think, Hey, Im lookin kinda good, Maharaj pulls out the razor. 2. Maha-prasadam seems to come your way. 3. Get to hang with the greats--- Swamis are often surrounded by other senior devotees. 4. Hear a LOT of classes. 5. Every time you start feelin comfy, youre on another plane. 6. Good luck trying to sleep in.... ever. 7. You get chastised... even when youve done nothing wrong. (Bonus points!!!) 8. Those glorious moments when Maharaj takes a bite of something you cooked and, with raised eyebrows, softly says, very nice. 9. You can only hang with friends when they come to the temple or programs. (4 me thats a good thing) 10. The cloth you wash with Maharajs is sloooowly turning saffron. 11. Even externally dull moments are full of Krsna conscious anxiety or happiness. (like right now, as I casually sit behind the computer screen, I hear Maharaj outside and I anticipate... .... who knows WHAT .... but the anticipation is killing me) 12. You mature very quickly, both materially and spiritually. And for those of you who think Im a total goofball.... .... you shoulda seen me a couple years ago. :P 13. When youre in Maya and you know it... Maharaj claps his hands: .... and snaps you the Hell out of it! 14. Material assets keep running away.... but the hole is always filled by something spiritual. You want an example??? My rippling abs have been replaced by gulabjamuns and rasgullas. :D 15. Annnd the best for last. The freakishly devastating years of mental turmoil, lust, and general confusion, have become enfeebled, being properly spent in the cultivation of pure devotional service in the association of the most wonderful devotee Ive ever had the good fortune of serving!!!! Om tat sat
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 17:41:28 +0000
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