2 naughty boys stole a bag of oranges from their home & decided 2 go 2 the nearest cemetery 2 share the loot. As they r scaling the big gate 2 enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fall out of the bag & r left behind at the gate. A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passes near the cemetery gate and hears the following: “One for me, one for u.“One for me, one for u” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can 2 the local priest. “Mfundisi, Cum with me to witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue: One for me, one for u. Suddenly the one voice says: “What about the two at the gate?" The priest was the first to run for his life
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:59:09 +0000
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