A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied, Can your dick touch your ass? The little boy answered no. Grandpa said Then youre not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, Grandpa, can I have a cigar? Once again, Grandpa asked, Can your dick touch your ass? The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, Then your not man enough to have a cigar. A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, Can I have a cookie? The boy asked Can your dick touch your ass? Grandpa replied, Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass! The boy replied, Then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me. :D
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 10:33:28 +0000
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