A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, How can I help you? The farmer said, I want to get one of them dayvorces. The lawyer said, Do you have any grounds? The farmer said, Yes, I got 40 acres The lawyer said, No, No, you dont understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays. The lawyer said, No, no, I mean, do you have a case? The farmer said, No, I aint got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, No, I mean, do you have a grudge? The farmer said,Yes, I got a grudge, thats where I parks the John Deere The lawyer said, Does your wife beat you up or something? The farmer said, No, we both get up at 4:30. By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question . The lawyer said, Is your wife a nagger? The farmer said, No, shes a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and thats why I wants a dayvorce.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 06:21:56 +0000
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