A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in ten-digits (phone numbers). The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy: Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): I already have someone to cut my lawn. Boy: Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now. Woman: Im very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn. Boy: (with more perseverance): Ill even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida. Woman: No, thank you. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy. Store Owner: Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job. Boy: No thanks. Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one. Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 01:17:45 +0000
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