A local man has LEAKED a top secret NATO Itinerary ahead of the NATO Summit in South Wales next month. As world leaders gather to discuss whether they should bomb the shit out of Russia, their timetable has been published by a local tourist attraction worker who found it in a toilet cubicle. Terry Tightgrits of Aberystwyth leaked the itinerary ‘so that the world could know that they’re just here on a jolly’. But critics have condemned Mr Tightgrits’ actions, calling them irresponsible and dangerous. Government spokesperson Brian BigBollocks told WalesOnCraic: “This is a dangerous thing to do and we wholly condemn Mr Tightgrits for leaking the itinerary to the public. We would like to ask any media outlet who has a copy, NOT to publish the itinerary in any way, shape or form .”
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 06:57:54 +0000
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