A very meaningful sentence.. Read it twice. "If You do not use Today better than Yesterday, Then Why do you need Tomorrow" ? Zindagi pal-pal dhalti hai ..... Jaise ret mutthi se fisalti hai .... Shikwe kitne bhi ho har pal fir bhi haste rehna ... Kyonki yeh zindgi jaisi bhi hai .... Bas ek hi bar milti hai... JIYO DIL SE Wife: Tumne shadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai? Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoonga... wife shocks...Husband Rocks Relation with Nice Persons is like IceCubes...! You Break, Crush, Sqeeze, Beat & Grind Them; Still They Chill Your Drinks..! Good morning.... For all Bankers who deal with stupid customers everyday--------------------Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga? Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge? Clerk: sir PROCEDURE toh FOLLOW karna padta hai . Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge? Customer behosh ho gaya! Arz hai- roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai, char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai... Joke of the day Sardar ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya... Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ??? Sardar : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi Gum Ho Gai Hai... ✋✋✋Hanso Mat !!! Joke Abhi Aage Hai : Aadmi Sardar Se : Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaye Toh ??? Sardar : Andar Kaise Jayega ??? Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!!
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 08:13:38 +0000
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