A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. Do you do custom work? she asks the artist. Why of course! Good, Id like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh & a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left tight! No problem, says the artist. Strip from the waist down & get up on the table. After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up & examines the tattoos. That doesnt look like them! she complains loudly. Oh yes it does, the artist says indignantly, I can prove it. With that he runs out of the shop & grabs the 1st man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk. Well, what do you think? the woman asks, spreading her legs. Do you know who these men are? The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes & says...I dont recognize the guys on either side, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!!
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 01:52:21 +0000
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