Anybody that watches golf on CBS knows David Feherty and his funny quotes! Here are a few: CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER...... He said one day, It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group. Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days). Other Feherty Quotes: Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body. That ball is so far left, Lassie couldnt find it if it was wrapped in bacon. I am sorry Nick Faldo couldnt be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife. Jim Furyks swing looks like an octopus falling out of a tree. Describing VJ Singhs prodigious practice regime -VJ hits more balls than Elton Johns chin. (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.) Thats a great shot with that swing. Its OK - the bunker stopped it. At Augusta 2011 - Its just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it. That was a great shot - if theyd have put the pin there today. Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. That green appears smaller than a Pygmies nipple. Forward this to any golfers with a sense of humor.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Jun 2014 14:07:38 +0000
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