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Breaking news: In the area of celebrities and athletes admitting to doping and scandalous rumors we sadly report another terrible admission tonight. After years of living a lie, Maria Von Trapp of the Von Trapp Family Singers (The Sound of Music) told a stunned crowd of reporters that she could no longer hide from the truth. Cream colored ponies, warm woolen mittens and brown paper packages tied with string have never been my favorite things, Von Trapp said in a tearful speech. One critic in particular, Rolpf Kleitzhagan, has long suspected Von Trapps claim to liking various things. Finally, Kleitzhagan said today, the truth has come out! How could anyone possibly consider bright copper kettles and blue satin sashes to be their favorite things? Its absurd! Von Trapp continued saying, Im sorry Ive lied to so many for so long. The truth is... Vodka on the rocks, watching snuff films and secretly meeting with tattooed Latino men are my favorite things. Von Trapp fled the press conference before reporters could ask more questions. Doubt has now been raised as to whether Liesl Von Trapp was actually 16 going on 17 or if she was under the legal age of consent. More on this after the break!! Its the DDR Show...
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 23:43:14 +0000

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