Breaking news! We bring you this report from the washing line covered in skid marked prison underpants (as some of the crew members have become curiously aroused by it) to bring you this report! His Royal Majesty the K.O.C who only to recently was transformed into a polo mint has survived! It appears that his spirit was not destroyed. By chance a rogue banana hit him (in Polo form) and he bounced into a packet of mercenary Polos. The mercenary Polos found him to be one of their won, primitive yet kindred and sympathised with the empty feeling the King now felt (being that he now only an over priced pepper mint). They offered to sacrifice their spirits and Polo bodies in order to construct a humanoid Polo form for the K.O.C to inhabit! He is now making his way towards Birmingham once more! Stay tuned and we will follow his progress, as soon as we can stop the crew from rubbing dirty underwear over themselves
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 22:10:07 +0000
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