Climb into bed with a loaded Cannon like that.. Im gonna be putting the Blankets over your head... Barrier My Ass!! As I toss a Match over my shoulder.. You wont need to shave for at least a month.. Especially If your wearing those Booty Shorts, or less. Yeah 911... What happened.. All I saw was Blue Flame, when I went to light the incense Candle. Must of been a Gas Leak??? hahahahahaa :-D Thinking.. Some times, its safer to sleep alone.. :p roflmfao!! Yes.. Ive been Married, and in a 9 year LTR.. :( You Smell like flowers.. Uh uh... You learn real quick.. What foods not to cook anymore... No matter how much they enjoy it... 8-) Unless a Birthday comes up... Then Your Screwed.. I guess thats what they call Sacrificing huh :-D Especially when later that night.. They want you to Spoon in tight.. Thinking you got lucky as you drift off asleep... And the Next moment.. Your Violently awaken, by OMFG!!! What the?? Tired and Disorientated, Your arm from being pinned under That Beautifully and Happily Sleeping woman in your arms.. Has completely gone numb, and is not responding!!! Even the Family Pets!! Long vacated the bed after that little Shimmer of a 2.2 on the Richter Scale.. Already knowing better themselves, that its safer at a distance.Usually.. The Bedroom Door way.. The Family Dog usually looking at you like. Dude!!! *Drop roll, crawl on your belly & Get outta there* With a whimper.. And The 2 Cuddly Cats staring at you like. *Dude!! Your screwed.. And we aint going to help ya.. And if ya dont make it?? She feeds us anyways... Traitors!!! Aaaaah Thought I would have some fun with this 1.. Yes.. I guess we have to pick and choose our battles wisely :p How did he die... Affixation of some unknown Gas.. all we know... Is that 1 of the Components.. Was MSG... Oddly?? lol
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 02:31:25 +0000
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