Coffee Addiction You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with your eyes open. -You have to watch videos in fast-forward. -The only time youre standing still is during an earthquake. -You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. -Youve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. -Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. -You chew on other peoples fingernails. -The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. -Youre so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. -You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. -You can jump-start your car without cables. -You dont sweat, you percolate. -You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize its not plugged in. -You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. -Youve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. -People get dizzy just watching you. -Instant coffee takes too long. -You channel surf faster without a remote. -You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. -You can outlast the Energizer bunny. -You short out motion detectors. -You dont even wait for the water to boil anymore. -Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. -You help your dog chase its tail. -You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. -Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. -You ski uphill. -You get a speeding ticket even when youre parked. -You answer the door before people knock. -You havent blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 11:42:27 +0000