Cold in MT -- all true! COLD IS RELATIVE. 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars wont start. People in Montana drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above zero: People in Miami all die. People in Montana close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana plug in their cars at night so they can run errands the next day. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Montana get upset because they cant start the snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Montana start saying... Cold enough for ya? 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 17:25:37 +0000
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