Companies that manufacture toilet paper (aka “toilet tissue” or “ass wipe”) rake in significant profits from sufferers of endrollphobia, the fear of running out of toilet paper. The onset of endrollphobia occurs most commonly in the final stages of what many Americans refer to as “Taking a number two.” It’s not uncommon for endrollphobes to stock up on massive amounts of toilet paper, inadvertently causing toilet paper companies like Charmin, Cottonelle, and Scott to pull in substantial revenues. Most cases of endrollphobia stem from a traumatic experience in which an individual finds him or herself stranded in a lavatory without the means to wipe. Even though toilet paper is a very abundant and affordable commodity, it’s not uncommon for a lavatory to simply run out of it. Poverty, laziness, indifference–any of these reasons might lead to a home or business running out of toilet paper. Because running out of toilet paper is such an unpredictable occurrence, most sufferers of endrollphobia find comfort in carrying a roll or two of toilet paper with them at all times. No proper treatment has yet been developed to combat endrollphobia. Only you can prevent the rise of this growing undiagnosed phobia. Make sure your bathroom is adequately stocked with toilet tissue, especially when guests are present. Business also need to ensure that their restrooms are well-stocked. Taking such measures will prevent others from enduring the embarrassment of being trapped, post-number two, in a bathroom, unable to leave due to the lack of T.P.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 02:57:27 +0000
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